I was tagged and so will u my little friends
Dear Satoshi,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm selling myself for candy. I think I realized it when u put cuffs on me as u were eating Kraft dinner and I saw you sit on your "my little pony" collection. I'm sure you're masochistic enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning our matching snoopy underpants to you, but I'll keep the results of that blood sample as a memory. You should also know that I am better off without u and ur cucumber fetishism is weird.
Go milk a cow,
Lia
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